I had to stop and think a minute before I could place the darling boy. I suppose I had sort of blocked that memory and Mrs. Clause was beginning to hum the credenza about now, so I grabbed another letter to help divert my mind a little, although the thought of how much he would enjoy a million crabs made me smile. "Dear Santa. I'm ever so hopeful that you will grant my wish this year. I know you told me to be patient, but this is the 27th year that I've waited for Mr. Handsome to come back and let me see him after XXXmas is over. It's not that I haven't enjoyed his special game he plays every year right after incest free I hear you drive away. You know, the one where he throws my skirt up over my head so I can't see him and sticks that big thing in me, while he calls me his "Ho'. I don't mind him calling me a "Ho', but I wish he would let me see his face once in a while. If he is half as handsome as he says he is, I'm sure it would be nice to see him sometime, although I think maybe he could stand to lose a little weight, if you know what I mean. I mean he had this great big dick and all that, but honestly, his belly shook like, well, you know. Love, Marian"
"Dear Santa. I'm SueAnn's boyfriend and I'm wondering if you can bring me some Teflon(r) condoms this year? That wild bitch has fucked the hairs off my balls, just from slamming down on them so hard. Damn, I wish they hadn't outlawed her pony act. It kind of took the pressure off of me a little, you know? Shit! I'm as horny as the next guy, but morning, noon and night ever single fucking day has worn me to a rag. I know it ain't right to moan and complain about getting too much pussy, and I sure as hell ain't never going to bitch about not getting enough again. I do thank you for filling my wish so exactly. She is everything I wished for in my letter, I just didn't know what I was asking for. Tell you what. Can you maybe see it in your heart to bring me another incest free one just like her so I can watch them together? I know it's taking an awful chance, but SueAnn is going to fuck me to death pretty soon anyway and I might as well go out in a blaze of glory. Thanks, Buck."